alphabet of lesser-known racial slurs

these were all pulled from the racial slur database.  i chose them based upon extreme specificity, sheer bewilderment, and lolz.  i’ll give you the word/term, followed by the demographic it is intended for, and its explanation.

this is how i feel this is how i feel this is how this is how this is how i feel

2 vodka sodas

3 blunt hits, man.

tuna fish sandwich

boobcake

im starting to plan my 21st birthday.  it is approx. 5 months away.  this cake is the first item on the agenda.  that silver slime with little silver balls mixed into it isn’t metallic jizz (as i first suspected).  it’s supposed to be champagne.

douching

yeah, sure.  i’m the asshole.

sisters grim

sometimes i’m talented

case in point:

i do other stuff too.

once upon a time…

…lived a girl in a far away land, with a waist the circumference of a rubber-band.  after dinner and a cigarette she craved a cookie.  so she ventured to the highest hanging cupboard –she was no rookie!  she zipped up the storage fast since she was so slight, but much to her chagrin, the cupboard was also, very light.  down she tumbled, and fell she did.  down cupboard, down cookies, down cake-cover lid!

quarter-life revelations

quarter-life revelation:  this is my breakfast of champions.

eating solid food before noon means i’m hung-over, or eating my feelings.

 

stalking balking

michael K. williams – any man that manages to pull off a completely believable, gay, hardened, drug-dealing robin hood, is someone i want to know personally.

what is it with pretty girls and tall buildings?

sahar daftary plunged 150 ft. to her death last saturday.  she was 23.

remember this chick?