wednesdays are mid-nineties afrocentrism night

my life these days

those ‘the hills’ retards had a kid

you know what?

Helen Hunt seems like a bro.

nigga, is you gangbanging on bacon, nigga?

yes.

my neighbors are fucking

and i’m eating cheetos, and watching cheech and chong’s next movie.  

i tell ya, those two are either cursing, verbally debasing someone’s manhood, accusing one another of interrupting the other person, OR boinking with complete and utter disregard towards their illegitimate children in sugar comas the room over.

i’m also a lot jealous of the person who got to take this picture.

whoa

Joey

my cousin Emma…

 

my life experiences are so meaningful, you guys.

ain’t gonna happen

the united states postal service is trying to fuck with my swag… gotta channel ghostface.

totes post-raysh’

see you messed up my mental health…

…i was quite unwell

i just love this woman with all my heart, is that so wrong?