is this part of growing up?

BE HONEST.  Has The Real World always been this fucking embarrassing?  

I’m sorry, but Hawaii?  RUTHIE?  TECH?  ARE YOU HEARING ME?  DON’T MAKE ME BREAK MY MACBOOK!  Come. On.  I’m pretty sure Philo Farnsworth had that glass-breaking sequence between Ruthie and Tech in mind when he was fucking around with remote screen technology, or whatever. 

I’m sitting here trying to watch The Real World Cancun’s first episode on my laptop, I slept literally for an hour and a half yesterday morning before I had to be at my internship –all i want to do is watch something kinda retarded and nod off but all I can think about is how badly I need to be stoned right now.  I’d need to be pretty fucking high to get this shit at this point.

Dwight Eubanks says; dreadful.  And you know what?  This is indeed a dreadful reflection of society.  Too serious?  Do me a favor –go kill yourself.  Because I’m choosing to blame your ambivalence for this nonsense.

this is how i approach most things

OG banger

looks matter

neo ned

 

…and that’s that!

don’t let this happen…

bunny boiler type shit

my best friend and i are so completely infatuated with Kelis Rogers-Jones (it’s about to be JUST Rogers but we’re still working on processing that fact) we have actually created a mutual alter-ego that we call Kelis Rogers-Jones, and are sort of convinced is her.  we become this person interchangeably, at times, simultaneously.  it’s a heavy dedication.

nuvaring of fire

girl, OK!

confession:

look, i’m a left-wing super baby.  i’m from Portland, Oregon -the land of medical marijuana, assisted suicide, and gay marriage for like, a week in 2004. i’m bi-racial, and more racially conscious than any human should be.  i’m an organ donor.  i voted for obama.  i’m indignant in my innate distaste for Elisabeth Hasslebeck (who the fuck spells ELIZABETH that way, anyway?) and prior to 2007 i didn’t even know there were people that existed who used the name Ronald Reagan without blaming dude for a social tragedy that started in the 80’s.

but, the sound of Arianna Huffington’s voice makes me want to start another unnecessary war, or something.

proof: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-tv/arianna-on-cnn-discusses_b_218312.html

too real?