i need to e-mail my mom and ask her how many bottles of this shit we used to go through every month between the years of 1991 & 1996. this shit is so fucking throwback it makes my scalp hurt just looking at it.
i was “tender headed” and the presence of this bottle among a more 90’s-looking version of this bottle, some grease, and a hand-towel with an array of combs and brushes was my signal to grab a 50 cent soda as fast as my dirty hands could manage and do my best crackhead run out of the front door to go “play outside” because a bitch was not trying to be groomed. tragic-mulatto-steez.
Tags: childhoods, herr cerr, pink lotion, pink moisturizer
