YAAASSSSS!!!!

definitely OK with this situaysh’.

bangin’ asians vol. 2

alphabet of lesser-known racial slurs

these were all pulled from the racial slur database.  i chose them based upon extreme specificity, sheer bewilderment, and lolz.  i’ll give you the word/term, followed by the demographic it is intended for, and its explanation.

julie of the wolves steez

this is me.  i was 1 day old in this pic.  didn’t i straight up look like a pure-bred inuit?  it’s really fucking bizarre.  mostly because i’m not.  not even a little bit.  

i was really fat because, i believe i was born inherently lazy, and prone to put off the inevitable.  in this case, it was the birthing process.  i held out for 2 1/2 weeks past my latest due date, and if i’m gonna keep it a hundred with you guys, it would have been longer if my mom and the doc would have held out to kick it old school (read. vaginal).  i was literally surgically removed cuz basically i wasn’t havin’ it, you know?

damn!

so i’m having my usual vintage svu sesh, and it dawns on me!   not only is the special victim’s unit home to a bangin’ asian, but just some fine dudes in general.  jeez louise.  

see what i mean?

and let’s not forget det. stabler’s brooding b&t hotness.

if it weren’t for all of the sick paraphilias that make this show what it is, one may be tempted to supplement their viewing.  

i need a resolution

it’s literally freezing in new york, this week’s average i doubt was over 30 degrees.  right now it is 26 degrees outside of my apartment, but, it’s supposed to get up to 40 today –a proverbial heat wave!

global warming is fucking me up.  my skin is chapped and dry to the point of debilitation.  i’m not particularly hyper-vigilant when it comes to moisturizing, and i don’t want to be.  i kind of think it’s bullshit and annoying.  so i’ve been searching for alternate solutions.

 

this ones my favorite. 

this dude is in a tank filled with water and a couple thousand toothless little fish. they are supposed to gnaw/suck off all of the dead skin from your bod-day leaving your shell dewey and supple.  

resolved; i need to get some fish to chew on my face so my skin stops hurting.

bangin’ asians vol.1

this is the first installment in a line of posts i’ll be doing featuring asian guys i think are hot.  before you decide that i’m an exploitative ho (which is up for debate) the reason i’m doing this is because black women, and asian guys are the most unmarried people in the united states.

these days, marriage ain’t shit.  however, it does give us a general idea of who is shackin’ up with whom.  so it makes me wonder, other than jet li and aliyah via ‘romeo must die’, why aren’t there more asian male/black female couples?

whenever i hear my demographic talk about wanting to find a “good black man”, or lamenting interracial relationships involving black men and non-black women, i’m always like, “you need to start dating asian dudes.”  when i say this i’m being mostly fecitious since 9 times out of 10 i really don’t give a fuck about who these bitches end up dating/boning.  i don’t think it has to be so absurd, though.  it’s just pretty uncommon.

it does sort of chafe my nips when i hear people make sweeping generalizations based on their vast experience of something like 18 to 30 years on the planet, with the majority of them spent somewhere like kansas.  people can and should like or dislike whatever they want.  i’m obvs all about that (see. blog name).  even if it is based on ignorance, and social conditioning. don’t start to check yourself and go get all tolerant on my behalf.  just sayin’.

it’s funny, though, as a product of an interracial marriage, for whatever reason that fact alone leaves a swinging door of justified inquiry into which race i prefer to date.  black, white, or sometimes hispanic if they think i’m dominican.  never asian, because i’m obviously not, so how could i?  here lies my addendum to all the chickens who say they just aren’t attracted to asian dudes.

first up; law & order svu boo, and resident psycho-shrink B.D. wong.  he’s gay, but we’re talking strictly aesthetics.